Make Obama bionic!

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Obama for President Campaign

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Campaign for a Better, Stronger, Faster President & BareNaked Pundits

Barack Obama raised $51 million in July. This of course begs the question -- why hasn't he been made bionic?

I distinctly remember $6 million being the price for making a man bionic. With $51mm, surely they could spare $6mm for "Bionic Obama?"

With the ability to run at 60mph , Bionic Obama would have a much easier time running a 50-state campaign, because he would be able to run across the nation in a little more than 2 days. Plus, at the debates, Bionic Obama would be able to read the crib notes that McCain will have surreptitiously hidden in his claw, and react accordingly.

Send a message to the Obama campaign -- tell them that we want a bionic president, and we want one now. Obama may be great already, but there's no reason we can't make him even better... stronger... faster.

Barack Obama raised $51 million in July. This of course begs the question -- why hasn't he been made bionic?

I distinctly remember $6 million being the price for making a man bionic. With $51mm, surely they could spare $6mm for "Bionic Obama?"

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We signed the "Make Obama bionic!" petition!

# 24:

2:23 am PDT, Oct 10, Name not displayed, Greece

# 23:

9:51 pm PDT, Aug 28, Kevin Toth, Ohio
This is definately the change this man needs, to be the change our country needs.

# 20:

6:38 pm PDT, Aug 18, Benjamin Stanfield, Washington D.C.

# 19:

6:36 pm PDT, Aug 18, Elisha Marshall, Massachusetts

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7:43 am PDT, Aug 18, Pam Boland, Georgia

# 17:

12:51 am PDT, Aug 18, Vladimir Dracule, New Zealand
He sure as hell should be, but really, if any presidential candidate should be made bionic it's Mike Huckabee

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12:45 am PDT, Aug 18, Name not displayed, New Zealand

# 15:

12:15 am PDT, Aug 18, Naresh Rohira, India

# 14:

9:18 pm PDT, Aug 17, David Dunkleberger, Pennsylvania

# 13:

5:45 pm PDT, Aug 17, Laura Zanoli, Italy

# 12:

4:37 pm PDT, Aug 17, Shoshana Simon, California

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3:57 pm PDT, Aug 17, Paul Lowe, United Kingdom

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3:50 pm PDT, Aug 17, Name not displayed, Maine

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3:45 pm PDT, Aug 17, Name not displayed, New York

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2:48 pm PDT, Aug 17, Name not displayed, New Jersey
LOL. I don't like Obama at all, but I'm pretty sure he's our next president and it'd be really awesome if he were bionic!

# 6:

2:47 pm PDT, Aug 17, Glenda Jasper, California
Boinic why not we have gone to everything possible including emptiness in pockets of USA citizens

# 5:

1:33 pm PDT, Aug 17, Name not displayed, Oregon
Testing.

# 4:

12:19 pm PDT, Aug 17, JOSSIE A ROSS, Canada
BIZARE PETITION, BUT I LOVE OBAMA & HE WIIL BE THE NEXT PRESIDENT OF USA.....

# 3:

10:22 am PDT, Aug 17, Donna Marshall, Georgia

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9:11 am PDT, Aug 17, Name not displayed, United States Minor Outlying Islands

# 1:

6:58 am PDT, Aug 17, Name not displayed, Washington D.C.

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