To those lovely executives at Warner Brothers, the following names belong to those wise individuals who believe a change of hands is needed regarding the clowns around there. 

With the unfortunate departure of the star of your recent blockbuster (sorry Bats, but let's get real) it has come to our attention that you might need a little help getting the ball re-rolling.  We're here to help you with all your circus reject needs!  He can't juggle, nor is he a hoot at kids' birthday  parties, but he knows a magic trick or two that you won't forget. 

In addition to the following names, please see the following:

http://www.myspace.com/hahahaheeha

Think about it.