BAN Snow from the Earth until December of 2011

Ok so let's think. What season is it supposed to be in mid to late March? SPRING. So why does it continue to snow even after that date has passed?! You can throw some bullshit our way about how nature doesn't bend to man's will, but it damn well better if it doesn't want to be vaporized. I say if a law is passed to ban snow from the Earth for the time, we won't have to deal with this cold bullshit. If you really would rather the cold snowy weather at this point, go to Russia because I'm done with that.
Hey SnowI know the Red Hot Chili Peppers made a song about you, but that's not enough to keep fucking shit up in my book. You have overstayed your welcome. If it was up to me, I'd have you thrown out right after new years like that douche bag drunk at a bar. Frankly, I just bought shorts yesterday, you have made them useless.
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