Ever since the War of Independence, we`ve had to put up with Americans prattling on about how good their way of life is. Based on overconsumption and excess, the USA now resembles the Roman Empire in its death throes: all it`s good for is invading other countries.

Americans are always telling people how to run their lives - indeed, the USA is the original `neighbour from hell`. It`s time to tell the Yanks to `fuck off` and mind their own business. We`ve got a great NHS here in the UK  and those stupid Septics criticise our free healthcare? Mind your own fucking business!!

Don`t give me `Freedom Fries` or `French Fries` - just serve me chips!