Fuck syxtfour's petition.

Ladies and gentlemen.

America was founded on certain ideals. That all men are created equal. That they may petition the petitions of petitions all they want. But here comes that drama kid with the eyebrow who says that we must petition the petition of the previous two petitions, ergo, me. That, my friends, is bullshit.

Four score and seven years ago, it was the year 1921, and the world was prospering. And a young man, who probably sold newspapers on street corners in order to gather enough farthing pennies to own a secret slave, decided to petition for more farthing pennies as a mandatory fee for his work.

That little boy was Franklin Delano Roosevelt.

Does this mean syxtfour hates cripples? That would be unfair for me to say. But does it mean he disrespects their ideals and ways of life? Most definitely.

Unite. For this one man cannot take away our freedom.
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