Idle Thumbs must go on!

This is a petition is keep the Idle Thumbs Podcast going despite the plans of the hosts to stop casting.  Any amount of signatures will require the required requirements to be fully fulfilled.

It is important to remember that this petition, along with all online petitions, is legally and spiritually binding and must be obeyed by all parties involved.

The party collectively referred to as 'Idle Thumbs', or 'The Hosts' consists of Chris Remo, aka Creemo, aka Remo the Screamo, aka, Remo Extremo, aka Chris.re.mo, aka Chris Remo the Reamer of Frisco; Nick Breckon, aka Nick Breedon, aka Nick the Dick, aka Mr. The Dick, aka St. Nick the Dick, aka Artemis Thaddeus Hornblower III; Jake Rodkin, aka Video Games, aka Video Games Rodkin, aka Big Bird, aka Big Baboo Bird, aka Baboo Bird, aka Big Papa Baboo.  Also affiliated with Idle Thumbs is Steve Gaynor, aka Steve Hot Scoops Gaynor, aka Hot Scoops Gaynor, aka Hot Scoops, aka Big Steve, aka Little Steve, aka Sir Steve of Welkingtonhamshireton.

The party referred to as 'The Readers' consists of all persons who are fans of the Idle Thumbs Podcast, it's forum, its website, its random redirect sites, and anything related to Idlethumbs.net.

From this point until the readers are sick of them, Idle Thumbs must continue to regularly cast a pod in which they do the following:
Talk about video games
Talk about everything but video games
Talk about video game related news
Talk about how stupid their co hosts are
Talk about how stupid the readers are
Write and perform songs about comical observations in the video game industry
Read mail sent in by readers
Regularly reference Far Cry 2, Trine, how little Jake 'Video Games' Rodkin plays video games, Far Cry 2, pornography, Lucas Arts adventure games, Far Cry 2, Wizards, and other common topics.

The Readers will be responsible for the following:
Listening to the podcast
Participating in the forums
Writing in to the podcast to tell the hosts that they are wrong about something, tell the hosts that they suck at video games, tell the hosts that they are stupid, tell the hosts about their dreams in which the hosts play a part, tell the hosts about a variety of other uncomfortable topics.

Exclusions to the above rules include Nick Breckon, who will not be required to fulfill Idle Thumbs obligations due to the fact that he will be working for Bethesda Softworks in order to make the next Elder Scrolls game totally awesome.

The obligations of the other Idle Thumbs hosts must be fulfilled regardless of their wants, needs, other obligations, health, sanity, or laziness.  Obligations are not required to be fulfilled in the event of a sexual encounter with a human female, or prefferably, multiple human females.

This is a petition is keep the Idle Thumbs Podcast going despite the plans of the hosts to stop casting.  Any amount of signatures will require the required requirements to be fully fulfilled.

It is important to remember that this petition, along with all online petitions, is legally and spiritually binding and must be obeyed by all parties involved.

The party collectively referred to as 'Idle Thumbs', or 'The Hosts' consists of Chris Remo, aka Creemo, aka Remo the Screamo, aka, Remo Extremo, aka Chris.re.mo, aka Chris Remo the Reamer of Frisco; Nick Breckon, aka Nick Breedon, aka Nick the Dick, aka Mr. The Dick, aka St. Nick the Dick, aka Artemis Thaddeus Hornblower III; Jake Rodkin, aka Video Games, aka Video Games Rodkin, aka Big Bird, aka Big Baboo Bird, aka Baboo Bird, aka Big Papa Baboo.  Also affiliated with Idle Thumbs is Steve Gaynor, aka Steve Hot Scoops Gaynor, aka Hot Scoops Gaynor, aka Hot Scoops, aka Big Steve, aka Little Steve, aka Sir Steve of Welkingtonhamshireton.

The party referred to as 'The Readers' consists of all persons who are fans of the Idle Thumbs Podcast, it's forum, its website, its random redirect sites, and anything related to Idlethumbs.net.

From this point until the readers are sick of them, Idle Thumbs must continue to regularly cast a pod in which they do the following:
Talk about video games
Talk about everything but video games
Talk about video game related news
Talk about how stupid their co hosts are
Talk about how stupid the readers are
Write and perform songs about comical observations in the video game industry
Read mail sent in by readers
Regularly reference Far Cry 2, Trine, how little Jake 'Video Games' Rodkin plays video games, Far Cry 2, pornography, Lucas Arts adventure games, Far Cry 2, Wizards, and other common topics.

The Readers will be responsible for the following:
Listening to the podcast
Participating in the forums
Writing in to the podcast to tell the hosts that they are wrong about something, tell the hosts that they suck at video games, tell the hosts that they are stupid, tell the hosts about their dreams in which the hosts play a part, tell the hosts about a variety of other uncomfortable topics.

Exclusions to the above rules include Nick Breckon, who will not be required to fulfill Idle Thumbs obligations due to the fact that he will be working for Bethesda Softworks in order to make the next Elder Scrolls game totally awesome.

The obligations of the other Idle Thumbs hosts must be fulfilled regardless of their wants, needs, other obligations, health, sanity, or laziness.  Obligations are not required to be fulfilled in the event of a sexual encounter with a human female, or prefferably, multiple human females.