Replace christmas with "Festivus"

  • by: Pimp Daddy "G"
  • recipient: Remove the neo-nazi christians from power
By replacing this phoney christian holiday with a Seinfeld holiday based on Love, Peace, Joy, Happiness and equality for all men,
Yadda, yadda ,yadda.

We will no longer have to bow to the consumerism mentality that has taken over our country. With time honered Festivus traditions such as "Feats of Strength" Families will once agin spend quality time together. Sitting around the Festivus pole, enjoying a nice hot cup of soup-nazi clam chowder, That is what holidays are all about.

Please join our cause , Stop racking up the ridiculous credit card bills every December. Lets celebrate a holiday that truly focuses on family values.

                                    Festivus for the Rest of us !!!
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