Replace christmas with "Festivus"
Target:
Remove the neo-nazi christians from power
Sponsored by:
By replacing this phoney christian holiday with a Seinfeld holiday based on Love, Peace, Joy, Happiness and equality for all men,
Yadda, yadda ,yadda.
We will no longer have to bow to the consumerism mentality that has taken over our country. With time honered Festivus traditions such as "Feats of Strength" Families will once agin spend quality time together. Sitting around the Festivus pole, enjoying a nice hot cup of soup-nazi clam chowder, That is what holidays are all about.
Please join our cause , Stop racking up the ridiculous credit card bills every December. Lets celebrate a holiday that truly focuses on family values.
Festivus for the Rest of us !!!
Yadda, yadda ,yadda.
We will no longer have to bow to the consumerism mentality that has taken over our country. With time honered Festivus traditions such as "Feats of Strength" Families will once agin spend quality time together. Sitting around the Festivus pole, enjoying a nice hot cup of soup-nazi clam chowder, That is what holidays are all about.
Please join our cause , Stop racking up the ridiculous credit card bills every December. Lets celebrate a holiday that truly focuses on family values.
Festivus for the Rest of us !!!
By replacing this phoney christian holiday with a Seinfeld holiday based on Love, Peace, Joy, Happiness and equality for all men,
Yadda, yadda ,yadda.
We will no longer have to bow to the consumerism mentality that has taken over our country. With time honered Festivus traditions such as "Feats of Strength" Families will once agin spend quality time together. Sitting around the Festivus pole, enjoying a nice hot cup of soup-nazi clam chowder, That is what holidays are all about.
Please join our cause , Stop racking up the ridiculous credit card bills every December. Lets celebrate a holiday that truly focuses on family values.
Festivus for the Rest of us !!!
Yadda, yadda ,yadda.
We will no longer have to bow to the consumerism mentality that has taken over our country. With time honered Festivus traditions such as "Feats of Strength" Families will once agin spend quality time together. Sitting around the Festivus pole, enjoying a nice hot cup of soup-nazi clam chowder, That is what holidays are all about.
Please join our cause , Stop racking up the ridiculous credit card bills every December. Lets celebrate a holiday that truly focuses on family values.
Festivus for the Rest of us !!!
We signed the "Replace christmas with "Festivus"" petition!
# 18:
10:40 am PDT, Oct 18,
Renee Moore, Alabama
Heck yes!
Heck yes!
# 17:
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8:57 am PDT, Aug 28,
Vanessa Fry, Michigan
I believe that we should allow it to be called by it's first name "YULE" After all Yule was the holiday and christians did change it to get others to come over to their religion. Yule tide to all!!! |
# 16:
7:50 pm PDT, Jul 21,
Jennifer Keeley, Australia
# 15:
1:53 pm PDT, Jul 20,
Ima Hotone, Nevada
Want to replace Christmas with Festivus? Get your own country! This one is ours.
Want to replace Christmas with Festivus? Get your own country! This one is ours.
# 14:
7:59 pm PDT, Jul 14,
Alice Olivo, Italy
# 13:
10:46 am PDT, Jun 20,
Cathryn Frear, Pennsylvania
# 12:
8:32 pm PDT, Jun 17,
Aleasha Casaretto, Texas
# 11:
1:39 pm PDT, Jun 14,
Frances M. Amaya, Texas
Genius! It's about time for someone to do something like this. Heck, maybe we could bring back the beautiful ancient Roman festival of Saturnalia, as well! It is so sad that so many lovely pagan holy days were corrupted by the mediaeval Church just to gain new converts. And the "Christian" holidays have all become so commercial now in the past century or so.
Genius! It's about time for someone to do something like this. Heck, maybe we could bring back the beautiful ancient Roman festival of Saturnalia, as well! It is so sad that so many lovely pagan holy days were corrupted by the mediaeval Church just to gain new converts. And the "Christian" holidays have all become so commercial now in the past century or so.
# 10:
11:49 pm PDT, May 25,
Jeff Dearman, Massachusetts
# 7:
8:34 pm PDT, May 21,
Name not displayed, United States Minor Outlying Islands
Ban X-mas altogether!
Ban X-mas altogether!
# 6:
7:37 pm PDT, May 21,
Mike Downs, Missouri
# 5:
2:13 am PDT, May 21,
Thomas Pirovano, Switzerland
# 4:
10:18 pm PDT, May 20,
Pam Boland, Georgia
# 3:
8:45 pm PDT, May 20,
Name not displayed, New York
# 2:
4:52 pm PDT, May 20,
Name not displayed, Massachusetts
Frank Costanza for President in '08!!!
Frank Costanza for President in '08!!!
# 1:
10:28 am PDT, May 20,
Gary Perkins, Nevada
I believe !!!!
I believe !!!!
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