We, the undersigned, find that the LiveJournal Abuse Team is wasting unnecessary time and resources in seeking and stale-ing of my chinese food. Chinese foods more recent aliases have been inoffensive and harmless, and your time could be better spent stale-ing foods that are actually gross, offensive, and improving the overall quality of your site in general.
Every time you make my chinese food go stale, I simply just buy more; this wastes money I could spend on something else. In addition, every time my chinese food is staled, the drama surrounding it is increased exponentially and chinese foods fan base grows larger, so that the next time it is staled more of your loyal users are upset-- more users are upset by staling of chinese food by this time than would be if it was simply not rotten.
In short, this petition calls for the cessation of attempts to hunt down and germ-bully my chinese food
9:26 pm PST, Feb 20,Oral Invasion, Illinois
In your mouth.
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9:24 pm PST, Feb 20,Name not displayed, California
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9:23 pm PST, Feb 20,Jerome Benton, Minnesota
Don't you EVER say an unkind word about The Time....or Chinese Food, mothafucka!
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9:20 pm PST, Feb 20,Chai Tease, North Carolina
I have some steamed tofu and vegetables in my fridge, so this cause is very close to my heart. Save the chinese food!
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9:18 pm PST, Feb 20,Silly Anita, Maryland
Chinese food should not be in the middle of this senseless war.