In response to a "personhood" bill, Oklahoma State Senator Constance Johnson proposed an amendment that would make it illegal for a man to ejaculate anywhere except into a woman's vagina. 

Senator Johnson's extreme twist on the concept of "personhood" was meant to prove a point--to show that the entire idea of "personhood" is ridiculous. Johnson withdrew her amendment after making her point, but while the amendment may have been in jest, it forces legislators to engage in conversation and demonstrates the sexism that underlies "personhood" bills.

Act now to thank Senator Johnson for standing up against invasive "personhood" laws and fighting back with a sense of humor.

We the undersigned thank you for standing up against invasive "personhood" laws and fighting back with a sense of humor. 

Your amendment's extreme twist on the concept of "personhood" forces legislators to engage in conversation and demonstrates the sexism that underlies "personhood" bills.

We applaud you for your witty response to the promotion of ridiculous "personhood" legislation.