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Lesbian Vampire Killers: NO WAY!!

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I'm saying no to the movie: "Lesbian Vampire Killers". A movie shamelessly catering to men's girl-on-girl fantasies.

I'm saying no to the movie: "Lesbian Vampire Killers". A movie shamelessly catering to men's girl-on-girl fantasies.

A movie that should never be released!!


Oh.My.God!! Out next year: Lesbian Vampire Killers. A movie shamelessly catering to men%u2019s girl-on-girl fantasies. Once more a movie exploiting lesbians and women is being made.
James Corden and Mat Horne will star in this, the sort of movie that was thought to have died in the early 1980%u2019s. Here is how the movie was thought up: %u201CWriters Williams and Hupfield were challenged to think of the dumbest and yet most commercial title possible for a film, Lesbian Vampire Killers was the answer. They then went away and wrote the script.%u201D
So this is how films are made nowadays? Think of the dumbest thing you can think of and you get your movie made?
If this wasn%u2019t bad enough, the cheap storyline was released recently:

%u201CTwo no-hopers. One cursed village.

A bus full of foreign female students and an army of salacious lesbian vampires. It's gonna be one hell of a night!

Eternal slacker Jimmy Maclaren and his friend, Fletch, are enjoying a walking holiday on The Moors. Thanks to an unfortunate series of events, they find themselves stuck in a remote cottage with a camper-van full of sexy foreign student girls, besieged by a hungry army of lascivious lesbian vampires.

Can they make it till dawn or will the Sapphic soul suckers bleed them dry?

The two friends have been sent to this desolate outpost as human sacrifices by the local townspeople - a group of terrified men, whose women have all been enslaved by a legendary vampire curse placed on their village by Carmilla the Lesbian Vampire Queen. Soon after the curse was cast, Carmilla was executed by 17th Century vampire hunter Baron Wolfgang Maclaren ... who, by coincidence, was Jimmy's great, great grandfather.

Back in the cottage, the army of the undead prove they have a bloodlust when the moon is full, matched only by their lust for the flesh of other women! As the pretty travellers are picked off one-by-one, joining the ranks of the undead, Jimmy and student Lotte are captured by the lesbian vampires who plan to use their blood to resurrect the spirit of Carmilla, their Vampire Queen! It's up to Jimmy's good-for-nothing best friend Fletch, and his newfound ally - a disgruntled local vicar - to save them all before sunrise.

Armed with the sword of long-dead vampire slayer Wolfgang Maclaren, Fletch and the vicar track down their preternatural prey to Carmilla's mansion lair, and a life or death battle ensues. Jimmy and the last remaining girl, Lotte, are saved, the vampires slain and their curse lifted forever! Now all that is left for our heroes to do is rebuild their lives and embrace their newfound destiny.

As The Lesbian Vampire Killers!%u201D


It is said to be a bloodthirsty romp that features buckets of gore and plenty of bare breasts as they will be encountering a quartet of very sexy female companions. One of these unfortunately Lily Allen, a girl we always thought had sense.
Such a movie should not be made again and if it does it should be boycotted.

Why are we holding such a strong view for a comedy film?
Here are the reasons:

* Through the years lesbians have always been used to titillate men. Being a lesbian has never been seen as a %u201Creal%u201D sexuality. These movies show lesbians as violent creatures that have to use force and evil to gain their partner who is then kept as a love slave and blood donor for their bloodlust. In the last few years we have made some progress, a movie like this could undo all this.

* This film will once more portray society's idea of the homosexual as a kind of virus that wastes its victims and spreads its monstrosity unchecked. The coupling of homosexual and monster has been an enduring, They can easily be read as doubles for societal views of homosexuals as predatory, amoral, perverse, possessed of secret supernatural powers, capable of--and very interested in--destroying "normal life" and toppling such vulnerable institutions as the nuclear family, the church, capitalism, the heterosexual paradigm, or a combination thereof. Coding the queer as monster allows viewers the catharsis of experiencing the terror of a threat to "normal life," while insulating them against that threat by presenting it as a fantasy character or demimondain usually destroyed by film's end.

* These sort of films are not only derogatory to lesbians, but also to women in general. They are answering to a stereotypical male-fantasy. They are shown as scantly clad lust objects that feast on the blood, lapping it up and smearing it around. They%u2019re porn stars, not persons. That this movie uses the same %u201Cvein%u201D is already clear from the newspaper reports surrounding the movie. If you see the cast list, the part of one actress is simply labelled: %u201CBlonde%u201D.

There are more reasons why this movie should not be made but these are (for now) the main ones.

Do you agree, have strong feelings about this, or have more reasons why this movie should not be made? Please write to us, or sign the petition.

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We signed the "Lesbian Vampire Killers: NO WAY!!" petition!
# 57:
7:57 pm PDT, Jul 12, J. Freitas, Brazil
No way.
# 56:
4:40 pm PDT, Jul 12, Michele Saboleski, Brazil
# 55:
1:39 pm PDT, Jul 12, Thais Melo, Brazil
For more impact, add a personal comment here Para obter mais impacto, adicionar um comentário pessoal aqui
# 54:
8:23 pm PDT, Jun 21, Tatiana Costa, Brazil
# 53:
6:35 am PDT, Apr 22, Sonia Magnifico, United Kingdom
# 52:
4:36 am PDT, Apr 22, Kacey Champion, United Kingdom
Porn. That is all it is. Nothing more (no artistic value) and nothing less (pure drivel). No point in getting upset with it. Just ignore it and it will disappear into the black hole called junk which it so richly deserves. What we resist, persists. I will so pass on this junk.
# 51:
2:33 pm PDT, Apr 12, Emma Seaman, United Kingdom
The biggest c r a p in british film history. BAN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
# 50:
11:32 am PDT, Apr 11, Beth Taylor, United Kingdom
# 49:
11:03 am PDT, Apr 11, Farrah Lalloo, United Kingdom
I got so upset when I saw the advert for this movie! Like we don't have already enough to put up with already from Straight men hitting on us trying to act out their 'lesbian' fake fantasies they see/read in magazines, porn movies, etc...(!!!) This movies 'allows' and promotes homophobia in the title itself... i said to my friends I wonder if this movie would be allowed if it were called 'Pakistani Vampire Killers', 'Israeli Vampire Killers', 'Muslim Vampire Killers', 'Christian Vampire Killers', 'Gay Vampire Killers'... It's always easy to pick on the 'easy targets'; us lesbians (!) No we won't ever be watching this. The position these actors, directors, writers hold ties them into a social responsibility whether they like it or not. They know better than to release a movie with this title, but hey, money talks louder I guess (!!)
# 48:
3:57 pm PDT, Apr 6, Melissa Flory, South Carolina
# 46:
7:02 pm PDT, Mar 16, Andrew Schmutte, Indiana
# 45:
10:51 pm PST, Feb 23, Loni LaFerriere, New York
I am straight, but DO SUPPORT the basic human right of FREEDOM OF CHOICE. I completely agree with this petition! UTTERLY SHAMELESS !!!
# 44:
10:58 am PST, Feb 19, BALAKRISHNA VARMA, India
# 43:
5:38 pm PST, Feb 16, Denise Lytle, New Jersey
# 42:
1:11 pm PST, Feb 16, JESSICA PRAVEEN MENON, India
Mindless boys using their penis-sensation obsession for creativity. Kids you discovered it around age of two, you should be passed neurotically obsessing and addictively playing with it by twenty-five. Grow-up and get a real life, create something that moves society forward in a healthy direction. Stop lowering yourselves to the level of woman abusers and rapist.
# 41:
12:41 pm PST, Feb 16, Shobha Varma, India
Another completely stupid, half heartedly written movie. It makes the gay community out to be a spreading threat as feared by the smallminded phobics in this world and it's boardering on setting the gay rights movement about 35 years.. Completely ridiculas.It's a disgrace to the Gay community all over the earth.
# 40:
7:38 pm PST, Feb 15, Priya Mohan, India
Its Guud
# 39:
12:57 pm PST, Feb 15, BABU Varma, India
# 38:
3:50 am PDT, Sep 3, Bob Flemming, California
I think it's a disgrace. Drawing on social cliches and sexual orientation to make cinema audiences laugh. I mean, what next? I'm offended. All the lesbians I know are offended. All the vampires I know are offended. All the killers I know are offended.
# 37:
12:47 pm PDT, Aug 29, Kristin Kirsch, Florida
# 36:
8:52 am PDT, Aug 24, Phil Brand, United Kingdom
James Corden is a talentless pig, I have always thought and known this and this film plainly confirms my suspicions.
# 35:
10:29 pm PDT, Jun 21, Frances M. Amaya, Texas
What a ridiculous and stupid premise for a movie! It sounds like the kind of movie my idiot ex would want to watch, over and over again. How sickening! When will the sexploitation and misogyny end? It's displays like this that lead to violence; seeing it on screen helps bring it out of the depraved person who then commits the hate crimes.
# 34:
5:26 am PDT, Jun 20, SHAUNA MCILHENNON, United Kingdom
This abnomination should not be released
# 33:
5:46 pm PDT, Jun 13, Francisca C Bermudez, Texas
# 32:
3:31 am PDT, Jun 13, Christopher Bane, United Kingdom
I doubt it will do much for equal rights, instead increasing the stereotype of what straight men think lesbians are.
# 31:
4:18 pm PDT, Jun 12, Raymond Wells, United Kingdom
Mindless boys using their penis-sensation obsession for creativity. Kids you discovered it around age of two, you should be passed neurotically obsessing and addictively playing with it by twenty-five. Grow-up and get a real life, create something that moves society forward in a healthy direction. Stop lowering yourselves to the level of woman abusers and rapist.
# 30:
9:00 am PDT, Jun 12, Name not displayed, United Kingdom
being lesbian isn't about selling your movie and it's not about men getting off on it. Frankly, it's demeaning.
# 29:
9:13 am PDT, Jun 8, Name not displayed, Massachusetts
# 28:
8:26 am PDT, Jun 8, LH Thomas, United Kingdom
# 27:
4:57 am PDT, Jun 8, Helen Bickley, United Kingdom
This sick film must be boycotted by any decent person. It sickened me when I heard about it, and I find the concept absolutely derogatory.
# 26:
7:11 pm PDT, Jun 7, Aleasha Casaretto, Texas
# 25:
9:06 am PDT, Jun 7, Marianne Vesey, Massachusetts
The purpose of the lives of women is not to pander to the sexual fantasies of men.
# 24:
7:26 am PDT, Jun 7, Name not displayed, Massachusetts
# 23:
6:22 am PDT, Jun 7, Name not displayed, Illinois
# 22:
11:54 am PDT, Jun 6, Lauren Baker, United Kingdom
# 21:
9:52 am PDT, Jun 6, Jj Harris, United Kingdom
Another completely stupid, half heartedly written movie. It makes the gay community out to be a spreading threat as feared by the smallminded phobics in this world and it's boardering on setting the gay rights movement about 35 years.. Completely ridiculas. Oh and well done Jimmy Corden, magnificent script.. - Spread that testosterone! :-/
# 20:
6:05 am PDT, Jun 6, Angry Straight Person, United Kingdom
We're all sick of oversensitive and paranoid gay people. Stick your persecution complex up your arse before you do any more damage to the reputation of homosexuals.
# 19:
5:31 am PDT, Jun 6, Name not displayed, United Kingdom
When I first read the article saying that this movie was going to be made I thought/hoped it was a joke, no such luck.
# 18:
5:20 am PDT, Jun 6, Rug Munch, United Kingdom
Lets see lots of rug munching, come on girls you know you only do it to turn on blokes.
# 17:
3:12 am PDT, Jun 6, Name not displayed, United Kingdom
Once again, gay women are just there for male viewing.
# 16:
1:42 am PDT, Jun 6, Joanne Jeneski, Massachusetts
# 15:
1:33 am PDT, Jun 6, Kara Banks, United Kingdom
# 14:
1:33 am PDT, Jun 6, Kara Banks, United Kingdom
# 13:
12:43 am PDT, Jun 6, Rug Muncher, United Kingdom
the whole world is fed up with god dam homos
# 12:
8:16 pm PDT, Jun 4, Name not displayed, Australia
# 11:
2:35 pm PDT, Jun 4, Name not displayed, United Kingdom
# 10:
9:19 am PDT, Jun 4, Louise Livesey, United Kingdom
# 9:
7:59 am PDT, Jun 4, Name not displayed, United States Minor Outlying Islands
# 8:
7:58 am PDT, Jun 4, Geraldine Joosten, Netherlands
# 7:
2:20 am PDT, Jun 4, Steve Klein, Canada
# 6:
9:54 pm PDT, Jun 3, Matsi Yasei, Texas
# 5:
8:40 pm PDT, Jun 3, Pam Boland, Georgia
# 4:
6:09 pm PDT, Jun 3, Steve Dale, Australia
Movie Makers will do anything to get people on seats to watch whatever,i only watch what i want and nothing more,they do not persuade me at all.
# 3:
1:49 pm PDT, Jun 3, Thomas Pirovano, Switzerland
# 2:
10:45 am PDT, Jun 3, David Dunkleberger, Pennsylvania
# 1:
9:57 am PDT, Jun 3, Name not displayed, New York
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