Why My House Needs a Major Makeover
- by: Incredible Epic Team
- recipient: God and Willing Funders
Here are the Top Ten Reasons Why My House Needs a Major Makeover and why God and Major Funders should back up the push to give the house a Major Makeover.
1. The LaundryRoom is painted frog green and has a gaping hole in it. (The original color green-as was-when the house was purchased)
2. The paint on the house is crackling to a weather beaten thin.
3. The garage is too small for all the junk we have.
4. The driveway is backed up with a sludge of moss.
5. The air pollution has attached itself permanently to the house.
6. Winston Churchill's Quotes: "We Shape Our Buildings, Thereafter They Shape Us."
7. The pool is home to the green monster.
8. The house has become a lizard motel.
9. The floor vinyl coverings have all but shrunken toward the center of the room
10. The house has become an outdated time warp for the 1970's shag rug, cigarette ashtray, and peel and stick wood laminate countertop era.
To Whom It May Concern:
Live Your Life As If You Had 24 Hours to Change the World and Just Do It.
The Situation:
The problem with current solutions dispensed by major players in today’s world of politics and N.P.O.’s is that they are not able to keep up with the multiplying social, economic, and healthcare problems that manifest themselves currently in society. These problems are like a virus, they mutate and proliferate themselves in fractions of time. That is why many people silently agree that they are ineffective. Home Improvement addresses these issues.
Dear Friends:
Thank you for considering the suggestions of this petitions. Together we can achieve more and have a better world and a better tomorrow by caring and acting upon what matters to us. There comes a time when the will of the people decides that it's time. They don't want to wait forever for something wonderful as progress to happen. They want it to be part of their everyday lives.
The health of the environement and the beauty of the landscape of the country is good for the citizens of the country. It makes us feel better about the place in which we live. It also makes us healthier as a people and as a country. That's progress.
Thank you,
Together Everyone Achieves More. Let’s Work Together to make good change happen in the world.
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