Demand for McDonald's to buy new Frappe & milkshake equipment

So how many times have you went to your neighborhood McDonalds craving a sweet sweet Frappe or magnificent milkshake just to be told "Sorry, the machine is down. Would you like an apple pie instead?" You wadted your valuable time just to be let down once again by McDonalds & their eternally doomed machines.
We the people don't have to stand for this any longer! Join me in the fight for Frappes & never let your heart break again!
Ronald McDonald would be ashamed if he knew how often we are denied our basic human right of consumption. He would not stand for this & neither will we!
Fix your machines McDonalds!