Craig Tommy Johnston must become Craig Right’o Johnston by deed poll

  • by: James P
  • recipient: Craig Tommy Johnston
This particular mardy individual consistently shouts right’o when he can’t get his own way then sulks into a giant pizza made from gold and cauliflower. If we can get his name changed to what it should be then hopefully he will become less anally retentive about timekeeping, cooking, spending several hundred pounds a day on shit and keeping his shoes in colour coded boxes.
Update #16 years ago
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