Petition for Future to Sing the National Anthem at Falcons-Seahawks Playoff Game

  • by: Edwyn H
  • target: Atlanta Falcons

Russell Wilson is a chilly pimp. I don't f#&k with him because he reminds me of Eriq LaSalle's character, Darryl Jenks, the heir to the Soul Glo empire in Coming to America. Future coincidentally was engaged to and reportedly laced Russell's current wife in Gucci flip flops. I believe that if Future sings the national anthem, Russell Wilson, the Seahawks, and Soul Glo will all take Ls. This would be great for humanity but especially America, which we all know is going through a very tough time right now.

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