Give every US citizen a small loan of a million dollars!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7goA_DnGIbU

What better way to forward your political campaign than to give everyone in the US a small loan of 1 million US dollars? It may help people forget what you do.

Why should you sign? Maybe you, too could get 1 million dollars from Donald Trump. Imagine never having to pay debts ever again! Imagine all of the Steam sales! Imagine that pair of shoes! Imagine that car! All yours for 1 million dollars! Why stop there? Go pay for some people at the local hospice to have their tumors removed! Go pay for the unethical experiments to resurrect Bob Ross! Why stop there? Go fund NASA's attempts to make a Star Fleet!