These are difficult times. From contentious debates over immigration, to concerns over who we are as Americans, our nation stands divided. But you know what I won't stand for? Malicious, unfounded attacks on Subway®, a well-respected national sandwich chain that brings Americans--all Americans, regardless of race, origin, sexual orientation, gender identity or expression--together.
We need to make America eat fresh again. We cannot stand idly by as Connor (honey) roasts what is arguably the best sandwich shop in America. Subway, which was founded on the premise that all breads are created equal, even wheat bread, does not deserve Connor's hate-fueled agenda. As Americans, we just can't stomach that.
Let me wrap this up--Mr. Weber's petition was as stale as sandwich bread from Jimmy John's. I'm putting my foot(long) down: Connor Weber should never be allowed to make a petition ever again. Will you join me?
If this petition gets enough signatures I'll drive to Connor's family farm in New Jersey and tell his mom what he did and get her to reprimand him.
