Keep Matt Damon on Oceans 8 and produce a sequel called Oceans 69

  • by: Ben W
  • recipient: The silent majority of sane prople

Matt Damon is currently the victim of people not understanding nuance and public debate. This dangerous change of direction of our society threatens the foundations of debate, opinion and most importantly - common sense.

The goal is for Matt Damon to stay on "Oceans 8" and then raise the bar by having him on a yet to be announced sequel titled "Oceans 69" (working titel: "Everybody Needs to Chill DF out ... On a Plane").

In closing, Matt Damon has been nothing but classy (sometimes too classy for our taste even, you know what I'm talking about Damon - that cameo on Entourage was a bit too close to home) throughout his career so the discussion about his comments are the ridiculous result of a society hitting puberty in the worst way possible.

This petition is paid for by "Normal-people-without-an-agenda-against-abuse-mistreatment-harassment-of-women-and-men-and-for-everyone-just-to-be-nice-but-also-against-hysteric-reaction-to-non-stories-because-the-real-problems-we-have-as-a-planet-are-too-complicated-to-follow-and-really-hard-to-tweet-about".

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