Mandatory Spay-Neutering of All Politicians
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Be It Known - considering recent activities of certain political officials, it
may be time to push for a mandatory spay or neutering bill of all politicians.
The Reason for this Petition -
It has been shown that certain politicians, although properly licensed, have wandered outside their home territory.
Furthermore, while off leash these same politicians have acted in a manner both illegal and unacceptable.
As the owner/guardian/spouse has shown the inabilitiy to control said politicians, we as taxpayers must insist that the consequences of such behavior not become a burden to us.
For example, the cost of replacing the one politician could easily exceed the budget of the animal control services in a locale.
Exemptions -
If a politician and/or owner/guardian/spouse wish to keep him/her intact,
they should be required to purchase an exemption permit to offset any cost which the unwanted behavior may cause the taxpayers.
Depending on the level of the political office, the fee for the exemption permit would start at $100,000 per each year in office.
The purchase of the exemption would not be an admission of guilt or even an suggestion of future impropriety but obviously such people are incapable of acting in a reasonable and socially controlled manner.
Just as politicians feel that pet owners and breeders cannot be trusted to keep their word then neither should we the taxpayers believe that a politician can be trusted to keep his or her word.
Medical exemptions could be granted with proper documentation that indicate that said procedure would cause serious physical harm to the politician. However, the use of any enhancement drugs for any purpose would void the exemptions and could result in severe fines.
Penalties -
Should the owner/guardian/spouse be found to not have complied with the law within the defined 6 months after being elected for the first time, they would suffer penalties that would result in loss of their politician and/or fines.
Should the politician be found wandering loose and engaging in
prohibited behavior, the exemption permit would be revoked and immediate spay/neuter surgery would be required.
The owner/guardian/spouse would be held responsible for all medical costs for the surgery and could also face stiff penalties and/or fines.
All in favor of this type of bill, please sign and contact your local officials.
may be time to push for a mandatory spay or neutering bill of all politicians.
The Reason for this Petition -
It has been shown that certain politicians, although properly licensed, have wandered outside their home territory.
Furthermore, while off leash these same politicians have acted in a manner both illegal and unacceptable.
As the owner/guardian/spouse has shown the inabilitiy to control said politicians, we as taxpayers must insist that the consequences of such behavior not become a burden to us.
For example, the cost of replacing the one politician could easily exceed the budget of the animal control services in a locale.
Exemptions -
If a politician and/or owner/guardian/spouse wish to keep him/her intact,
they should be required to purchase an exemption permit to offset any cost which the unwanted behavior may cause the taxpayers.
Depending on the level of the political office, the fee for the exemption permit would start at $100,000 per each year in office.
The purchase of the exemption would not be an admission of guilt or even an suggestion of future impropriety but obviously such people are incapable of acting in a reasonable and socially controlled manner.
Just as politicians feel that pet owners and breeders cannot be trusted to keep their word then neither should we the taxpayers believe that a politician can be trusted to keep his or her word.
Medical exemptions could be granted with proper documentation that indicate that said procedure would cause serious physical harm to the politician. However, the use of any enhancement drugs for any purpose would void the exemptions and could result in severe fines.
Penalties -
Should the owner/guardian/spouse be found to not have complied with the law within the defined 6 months after being elected for the first time, they would suffer penalties that would result in loss of their politician and/or fines.
Should the politician be found wandering loose and engaging in
prohibited behavior, the exemption permit would be revoked and immediate spay/neuter surgery would be required.
The owner/guardian/spouse would be held responsible for all medical costs for the surgery and could also face stiff penalties and/or fines.
All in favor of this type of bill, please sign and contact your local officials.
Be It Known - considering recent activities of certain political officials, it
may be time to push for a mandatory spay or neutering bill of all politicians.
The Reason for this Petition -
It has been shown that certain politicians, although properly licensed, have wandered outside their home territory.
Furthermore, while off leash these same politicians have acted in a manner both illegal and unacceptable.
As the owner/guardian/spouse has shown the inabilitiy to control said politicians, we as taxpayers must insist that the consequences of such behavior not become a burden to us.
For example, the cost of replacing the one politician could easily exceed the budget of the animal control services in a locale.
Exemptions -
If a politician and/or owner/guardian/spouse wish to keep him/her intact,
they should be required to purchase an exemption permit to offset any cost which the unwanted behavior may cause the taxpayers.
Depending on the level of the political office, the fee for the exemption permit would start at $100,000 per each year in office.
The purchase of the exemption would not be an admission of guilt or even an suggestion of future impropriety but obviously such people are incapable of acting in a reasonable and socially controlled manner.
Just as politicians feel that pet owners and breeders cannot be trusted to keep their word then neither should we the taxpayers believe that a politician can be trusted to keep his or her word.
Medical exemptions could be granted with proper documentation that indicate that said procedure would cause serious physical harm to the politician. However, the use of any enhancement drugs for any purpose would void the exemptions and could result in severe fines.
Penalties -
Should the owner/guardian/spouse be found to not have complied with the law within the defined 6 months after being elected for the first time, they would suffer penalties that would result in loss of their politician and/or fines.
Should the politician be found wandering loose and engaging in
prohibited behavior, the exemption permit would be revoked and immediate spay/neuter surgery would be required.
The owner/guardian/spouse would be held responsible for all medical costs for the surgery and could also face stiff penalties and/or fines.
All in favor of this type of bill, please sign and contact your local officials.
may be time to push for a mandatory spay or neutering bill of all politicians.
The Reason for this Petition -
It has been shown that certain politicians, although properly licensed, have wandered outside their home territory.
Furthermore, while off leash these same politicians have acted in a manner both illegal and unacceptable.
As the owner/guardian/spouse has shown the inabilitiy to control said politicians, we as taxpayers must insist that the consequences of such behavior not become a burden to us.
For example, the cost of replacing the one politician could easily exceed the budget of the animal control services in a locale.
Exemptions -
If a politician and/or owner/guardian/spouse wish to keep him/her intact,
they should be required to purchase an exemption permit to offset any cost which the unwanted behavior may cause the taxpayers.
Depending on the level of the political office, the fee for the exemption permit would start at $100,000 per each year in office.
The purchase of the exemption would not be an admission of guilt or even an suggestion of future impropriety but obviously such people are incapable of acting in a reasonable and socially controlled manner.
Just as politicians feel that pet owners and breeders cannot be trusted to keep their word then neither should we the taxpayers believe that a politician can be trusted to keep his or her word.
Medical exemptions could be granted with proper documentation that indicate that said procedure would cause serious physical harm to the politician. However, the use of any enhancement drugs for any purpose would void the exemptions and could result in severe fines.
Penalties -
Should the owner/guardian/spouse be found to not have complied with the law within the defined 6 months after being elected for the first time, they would suffer penalties that would result in loss of their politician and/or fines.
Should the politician be found wandering loose and engaging in
prohibited behavior, the exemption permit would be revoked and immediate spay/neuter surgery would be required.
The owner/guardian/spouse would be held responsible for all medical costs for the surgery and could also face stiff penalties and/or fines.
All in favor of this type of bill, please sign and contact your local officials.
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Please notify me when this becomes law.I would be happy for a tax increase to fund the surgery for these procedures....
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11:51 pm PDT, Mar 12,
Victoria Mary Stong / 9/11 1st Responder, New York
Can you please do this for Elliot Spitzer? He likes running around with "high class" prostitutes while spending $80,000 of our tax money we work so very hard for. I would like to see Elliot Spitzer in a cage on display in Times Square so the tourists can see what's unacceptable in the United States government and what a hypocrit is! |
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...I think you're onto something here!
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