Nomok For King Of Everything

I am making the political decision to ask all of you citizens of our earth to sign this petition to make the sensational YouTuber Nomok also known as the author and vocalist of the legendary ballad "Eat Pant Anthem"

Facts about "Eat Pant Anthem"

- It defies gender stereotypes in a matter-of-factly fashion
- It preaches equality in a way that rivals songs like "Born This Way" and "New Americana"
- It is the most popular song that has the word "pant" In the title
- U.S President Donald Trump has said that the song was his motivation
to become president

So, please Men Women and Other sign this petition...Nomok is humanity's only hope.