We Demand An End To Patrick T's Presence At Old Post Tavern

There has been an ever-growing decline in the customer numbers at Old Post Tavern. It is absolutely vital that Patrick T. be banned from the premises indefinitely. His attendance at Old Post Tavern drives the customers away. A prime example of this is the week of February 15, 2015 - February 21, 2015. During these seven days, Patrick was on vacation with his family. The customer numbers skyrocketed like never before. As soon as Patrick steps foot in Old Post Tavern, the customers flee and the sales virtually diminish.
This petition gives the employees of Old Post Tavern a voice. It allows them to not only have a say in the banishment of Patrick T., but also allows their salary to raise. This is made possible by Patrick T.'s salary being divided amongst the employees of Old Post Tavern - as he will not be needed it anymore once he leaves us.