We don't want Piers Morgan back

Dear Americans who want to deport Piers Morgan,

We don't want him back either. Please keep him. We're awfully sorry about him, terribly sorry, but well, you did make the mistake of letting him in in the first place, so we're afraid that we strongly feel you should live with that.

Sincerely,

The British.
 

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