Help the G.O.A.T. gain a career milestone and the Jets avoid winless embarrassment

1. Tom Brady, the undisputed Greatest Of All Time QB in NFL history, will likely never have an opportunity to achieve the career milestone of leading his team to a victory against all 32 NFL franchises, strictly due to the fact the he will be a lifelong Patriot.

2. The New York Jets, the undisputed Dumpster Fire Of Sadness and worst NFL franchise there ever was, is most certainly going to go winless over their 2017 - 2018 campaign.

This petition is to force the NFL to allow, under what are undoubtedly extreme circumstances, a change in their bylaws so that a one game trade may be made, Tom Brady for a QB to be named later from the Jets (doesn't actually matter who) so that TB12 can say he has beaten every NFL franchise, and so he can become the savior of the Jets, so that they will not suffer the indignity of going 0-16 this year, as they most certainly would otherwise.