Make the Sonic guys stay in the car.

Seeing the Sonic guys standing up is more disturbing than seeing Muppets standing up. Everyone knows the blond killed a girl driving on Ambien and the other one drives him around in different cars from a shady used car lot and Sonic is as far as they can go without tripping the rigged odometers. This is canon, and gets thrown out the window when they are working as broadcasters or whatever nonsense. Make corporate Sonic put them back in the car where they belong.
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