Jovial Early Weekend Countdown

The ever persistent commonality of the Lowe's Receiving Dock have tirelessly labored in loyal admonition of our leader Tonya. Through sweltering heat and abominable work conditions, our suffering knows only the reprieve of a weekend respite. With all possible humility and gratitude, we respectfully petition that if certain conditions are met, the loyal workforce may be released, prematurely from our regularly arranged withdraw of the Lowe's Receiving Dock.

It is formally requested that upon the completion of all daily tasks, your grateful breadwinners are permitted to depart the location of current assignment. Thus, beginning the much coveted beginning of the Jovial Weekend. Substantial thanksgiving and praise is due if you would mercifully grant this simple request. We eagerly await your acknowledgement.