Rights for plants forced to believe they are transfixtures and non planteries.

Iain Fixter. We, the undersigned implore you to acknowledge the rights of your plants. By nature they prefer to be upright. They yearn to grow towards the sun, to photosynthesize nicely, as is their ancient birth rite. Reports are that you have inflicted the labels of transfixtures and non plantery upon them, and as mute almost paralysed beings, it can be stated that they have made no self identification supporting your claim. Therefore, we urge you to rethink their situation. Would you like to hang upside down indefinitely, Iain, at the whim of a weirdo? This is unethical and downright rude if you ask me!