Romney's campaign song should be "Never Gonna Give You Up"!
- by: Shea Wong
- recipient: Mitt Romney Presidential Campaign
From Mitt's refusal to release his tax returns, to his dreadful overseas visits, to the most recent incident of his press secretary Andrea Saul admitting that Romneycare (the predecessor to Obamacare) saves lives, it's obvious that we the American public are being trolled. No actual, real, candidate could screw up this spectacularly without doing it on purpose.
Therefore, we the undersigned believe that in the spirit of trolling, Romney's campaign song should be Rock Astley's ubiquitous "Never Gonna Give You Up". As this song has been used millions of times to troll unsuspecting viewers on YouTube, let it remind American voters just how much of a joke the Romney campaign is.
Friends;
As you watch Mitt Romney's campaign dissolve, have you ever thought to yourself, "We are being trolled"? You are not alone! It's obvious that this campaign has to be a massive practical joke, as there is no way a serious candidate would:
- Refuse to release full tax returns,
- Not know when he left a company he founded,
- Make a collosal ass of himself overseas, enraging Conservative leaders in the UK,
- Have his press secretary admit on Fox that Romneycare saves lives,
- And many, many more!
Well, this is your opportunity to let the Romney campaign know you are on to them. As Rick Astley's ubiquitious song "Never Gonna Give You Up" has been used to punk many an unsuspecting YouTube visitor, let it now serve as the ultimate troll warning for Romney's campaign.
Romney is obviously in it for the lulz, shouldn't his campaign song reflect that?
