The Petition to Protect Dr Khairudin's Academic Freedom (Official)

In the name of the most Esteemed, I approach you like a sibling in right sexuality. The signing of the first petition was the first signal by a most unholy alliance that we of true faith have slept soundly and left our back door unguarded for them to ram their most unholy agenda through. We now know that their strength is numberless and their mission is one.To corrupt our young with their vile repulsive ways. We have entrusted the university with the care of our children to learn GOOD MORALS and the RIGHT EDUCATION so they can be upstanding leaders for our nation. We put our ultimate and utmost faith first in God but second to you our most esteemed university professors to ensure they learn the right things.

Thus far our esteemed brother DR Khairuddin has stood like a bastion against such corrupting forces. Handsome and manly he stands like a true intellectual, whose intellectual prowess is matched only by his strong manly presence. They are afraid of his piercing gaze and pure spirit and wish to only bring him down and soiling him by rolling in the dirt with them when he should be with us. They shall see that we stand hard with him and if they doubt our strength, let us assure them we can stand for a very long time. Dr Khairuddin is an example to us all standing tall and proud and manly, a fortress on a hill which will never give in no matter how many times they knock on all his doors. Syed Khairudin is an example to all Muslims and a hero whom we will unquestioningly worship and blindingly obey, whose every word is our command. We will sign what he asks us to sign, we will say what he wants us to say, and we will do what he wants us to do, just for the chance that his benevolence will fall upon our worthless shadows and grace our feeble minds. How can small children question academic giants like him?

We hope that the university professors acquint themselves with the utmost of knowledge on the insidiousness and deviousness of this liberal ideology which PRETENDS to fight for freedom and tolerance but is instead OPPRESSIVE to right thinking heterenoms. If they take away our rights to criticize and condemn these gays and lesbians and their homosexual ilks, what will we be left with to defend our children? It is our mission to remind you of the most SACRED privilege of academic freedom and free speech that we be allowed to cleanse those who are of WRONG sexualities. We must stand united together brothers and sisters interlocked in a union against these hordes.

We the Muslims and right-minded citizens of Singapore thus call upon NUS to protect DR Khairudin from the LGBTQ student activists, and to remind them of their place in the heirarchy of knowledge that calls upon students to unquestioningly respect their teacher.