Gilbert Gottfried must read the lyrics to "Tom Sawyer" by Rush aloud before I DIE!

All the people of Earth who would like to hear (and possibly see) Mr. Gilbert Gottfried read the lyrics to "Tom Sawyer" by Rush before they die should sign this petition. It is a serious effort to get Mr. Gilbert Gottfried to read the lyrics to "Tom Sawyer" by Rush before we die. So say we all.

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