Make marriage to a chicken nugget legal

  • by: James M
  • recipient: The president of the USA
It is not legal to marry a chicken nugget because they have to consent, but a chicken nugget would surely be happy to be with me and other people. Just because they can't consent doesn't mean it shouldn't be legal!
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