You should be able to marry your own poop
I brought my prized turd into the state marriage office and they told me to get the hell out and shouted things like "your poo is not for love" and "it's Adam and Eve not BM and Jeeves". I'm sick of this poophobic hate speech and politicians in the pockets of Big Toilet. I love Poop and I don't care who knows!!
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