Fire the new "Colonel Sanders" now.

It's very important to preserve the historic roots of America. Colonel Sanders image has been an iconic figure behind American food products. Almost everyone over the age of 45 remembers the real Colonel Sanders as the honest, silent, stoic no frills front man behind the best tasting chicken ever. The fake Sanders has non of those qualities and smears the image the original Colonel worked so hard to create. Fire this imposter now.