Demand canvey to be towed into distant north sea now!

    Canvey is a blight on the landscape. The only way we can prevent this from impacting all of our lives is to tow it out into the central North sea and capsize it. Those willing to evacuate this cursed rock will be found suitable accomodation somewhere more pleasant and urbane - Damascus or Baghdad for example.
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