The Indians are taking up to much mass for the veterans. To fix this we have selected three of the best options which we will leave to a higher branch of power to decide on. Option one is to send all the Indians to Syria. Once we send them all to Syria we nuke Syria. Once Syria is nuked we will have an opportunity to move in and take back our oil. This option will result with more mass for veterans, and more oil for America. A win-win situation. Option 2 is that America will construct a humongous teepee in a middle of a reservation. A sign will be placed on the teepee stating that there is free dreamcatchers if you go in. Keep in mind that the teepee is fireproof. Once the Indians are gathered in there we detonate a small explosion sending the Indians to a happier place. The bodies will be planted in the ground offering fossil fuels for the next generations. We lay down the bricks for the future. The veterans move in. Option 3 is a complete "nature" attack on the Indian people. First we have 5 days of rain. But the rain is actually jellyfish acid. Once that wave is completed we create a heat wave. And once the last surviving Indians are begging their sun gods and rain gods to compromise we create a huge artificial tsnami but the water is also laced with hiv so they can get all the water they are begging for. And if there are any of them left they will contract HIV, causing them to have no immune system, and in that case, if any of them survive for this long we create a controlled Ebola outbreak, surely sending them to another place.
