Subway Needs to Open Later Because Serving Breakfast There is a Crime

I am concerned to find out that my local Subway in Polson Montana opens at 8 am. I find this fact disturbing considering Subway is a sandwich place, and I cannot sleep at night with my newly discovered knowledge of biscuits and gravy being on the menu. I am concerned for society as a whole, for I personally feel that Subway being open for breakfast is just one early step to society’s downfall as a whole.