Lock Arf Uxbridge Road

Sign this to abolish the road which prevents me and many other girls ( 6 HA girls in particular)from getting a summer body, also this road could lead many of us to get cancer as obesity leads to cancer. Closing Uxbridge road would mean our fat girl camping spot ( Sammys) will no longer exist thus our fatness levels will reduce and we would all look like Beyonceeeee.
In conclusion Elp de mandem lock arf de bumbaclart rod cah me fi cant do it nuh !