We cannot go on watching while Islamic fundamentalists destroy the fledgling democracy of Iraq to create their Islamic State, it is of the utmost importance that ISIL are neutralized completely for the good of Humanity...
Therefore it is imperative that the United Kingdom send it's two most scholarly and benevolent emmisaries of peace, namely: Mo Ansar, who's no true Scotsman fallacies about Islam will truly bamboozle and bewilder any ISIL belligerents, how can his well considered portrayal of the "true version of Islam", fail to win over hardened militant Jihadists?
He will show them the errors of their ways and a moderate, modern interpretation of the Quran, where they leave out all the gory bits and war, which is a big part of the Quran so maybe they just imagine it's a spiritual war?
Secondly Prime Minister I must ask out of compassion for the Iraqi people that alongside Mo Ansar, the one and only Russel Brand also be sent to negotiate with ISIL, to win over their hearts and libido as Mo wins over their minds!
How can the eloquence of Russel's prose fail to convince the ISIL militants of the benefience of people in general?
Surely this master of modern sophistry should suffer no severe task in shifting the mind states of these militant Islamist reprobates, to one of a more peaceloving, compliant and pacified persuasion?
Failing their successes I hope you will agree they will make a worthy sacrifice regardless, this may serve to protect the British people and so I feel it's win win for everybody involved.
