Demand the Installation of Justin's Plugs now!

Justin Villacis has been searching for a 'look' all his own. Like a lost pup, he has occasionally drifted between emo (hair straightening) and Limp Bizkit (sagged his pants). Emergent from these trials of errors were definitive and lasting traits that have assembled pieces of a functional expression: vans (shoes with no laces for skateboarders) comfortable hoodie sweaters (perhaps a nod to emo days) and a victorious shock of white in his hair - perhaps his best stylistic choice (not actually Justin's choosing i.e. Blind luck) second only to his skeletal carpe tattooification which adorns his forearm.

Now that Justin has assembled what we might call pieces of 'style': he finds himself at a crucial moment which requires a definitive stylistic choice like he's never faced before. In order to round out his look Justin must get the highly-complimentary earlobe plugs which he simultaneously desires and fears in a secret understanding he has never expressed except to me whilst working out. He told me non-verbally in a bro-pathic exchange. It is my belief that Justin's hesitance on the installation of kick-ass plugs is predicated on the belief that he might look TOO GOOD with said earlobe jewelry. In any case it is up to all of us to support Justin in this fashion choice.
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