Apple has disgraced the animal kingdom! They ignored the most graceful beast of the safari, the giraffe! How dare they create an emoji for unicorns and leave out a real animal! You know what unicorns do?! Crush dreams when you find out they aren't real and never will be! Griaffes?! They motivate you to push yourself higher! So high you can see above the Savanna and find the most delicious leaves! Go ahead. Google savanna. The first animal you see? GIRAFFES! Along with their best friends the elephants! How lonely the emoji elephant must be without his tall brother the giraffe to join him. Google unicorn and the first thing you see is a horse in space with rainbows! Don't let this injustice to the worlds most majestic animal stand!
