Give Pete Wentz a trim or something

We all remember Pete's cringey emo haircut from back at the beginning of fall out boy, and while most of us look back at it fondly, we're all glad he got rid of it. Pete got his things together and looked real nice-but then, he decided not to cut his hair. Normally this wouldn't be that big of a deal, but you see, Pete had his hair cut much shorter on the sides and after letting most of it continue to grow, it appears he's still getting some of that part of his hair get trimmed just a bit, so it looks kinda funky. More importantly, his hair is dyed on the ends??? Did he actually go out of his way to do that or is it just leftovers? If it is leftovers, that's somewhat more acceptable, but if he thought it would look cool to dye just the ends of his already not very great haircut, its gonna be a little bit harder to forgive him. Moving to our next issue, its gotten too long. I know we've already kinda addressed this, but i want to talk more about the actual long bit. The length makes it look greasy-please get a different haircut. We love you Pete, you mean a lot to us and that's why we want you to know that you should really consider a different hair cut. It just doesn't suit you like some of your others. Your short hair looked pretty good, or you could go for dying your hair again, just please dye all of it or none of it. Im sorry and i love you. -Your Concerned Fans

(This is only lowkey serious and i really only made this because i made a joke i would and i love to go out of my way to not go back on my word for dumb things) (im sorry Pete❤)

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