Put Celebrity's Faces on the Starbucks Lady

Imagine this:
You are going to Starbucks on a Monday morning to wake you up for school or work. You order the usual Vanilla Bean Frappuccino. As you sip the sweet drink, you realize something is missing from this almost perfect cup of deliciousness. You can't quite put a finger on it, but you are very troubled by it. You put on your My Chemical Romance playlist, your thoughts consumed by Gerard Way's level of flawlessness. His voice is like an angel descended from heaven. His hair, it is so wonderful. Gerard's face, so immaculate, has blessed your life countless times. That's it! Gerard's face is what's missing from your day. You wistfully look at your Starbucks cup, imagining his face in place of the plain and boring green lady. You look away in disgust, pondering the hideousness of the lady. How much better your life would be if Gerard Way was on every cup of Starbucks was graced with his face. You are so disgusted with Starbucks that you throw your frapp out the window. You don't care about how good that drink is, it is all ruined by the absence of Gerard Way. You promise yourself to never get Starbucks again, not until they put Gerard Way on every cup.
My goal, if you couldn't tell, is to get Gerard Way's and other band members', faces on the Starbucks cup. I want there to be, at least, a special/limited edition of Starbucks cups that has a wide range of band member's faces replacing the Starbucks lady. To name a few, Josh Dun, Vic Fuentes, Taylor Swift, Brendon Urie, Beyonce, Mikey Way, Ryan Gosling, and Pete Wentz.
Join me in this battle to make Starbucks better.

Dear Howard Schultz,


I am proposing that you and your team consider coming up with a special edition of Starbucks cups that features a number of celebrities faces in place of the Starbucks lady. 

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