Change the Name of Popcorn to Fartcorn"

Popcorn has ravaged the air since its birth. Unbeknownst to the senses of those who favor the wretched kernels, the aroma can only be described by the word putrid. There has never been a time in which I have not felt the tremors of horror and disgust as I encounter the twisted cretans hellbent on airborne pollution to the dismay of all. (Look into this scientists, the cause is clearly dealt by the hand of this cruel culinary abomination.) As I am typing my plea to the general public I am being victimized by another who has fallen prey to the gruesome allure of the godless morsel. Let's call popcorn what it really is, FARTCORN.
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