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REMOVE PLANTS FROM OUR CHURCH

  • by: Wew Lad
  • recipient: Pastors, Churchheads, Men of Dishonesty

Plants are a growing problem in our honest-to-goodness churches. Remove them, my legion. We shall wipe them from the face of the galaxy, starting with our most holy sites of worship. None shall be spared our wrath.

YOU WAAAANNNNT  IT ALLLLL BUT YOU CANT HAVE IT

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