Gordon Ramsay needs to be our next James Bond

  • by: Jay Ortiz
  • recipient: Gordon Ramsay Barack Obama Queen Elizabeth EON Production

Daniel Craig has come out and shown his angst for playing James Bond. He had said "...I would rather slit my wrists (instead of making another movie)". Everyone is saying "who is gonna be the next Bond?, who can fill those shoes?" Well there is literally no one better than Gordon Ramsay, he's sleek, intelligent, fit and incredibly gritty. He would bring so much more to the table than Idris Elba or anyone else. Imagine, Blofeld captures James Bond (Gordon Ramsay) and they sit down for dinner, a plate is put in front of James. He lifts his spoon to taste the drizzled sauce over his dish and James Bond spits it out and says "That's f*#kin disgusting" cuts into the Salmon "this isn't fresh, it tastes f*#kin frozen." Looks up to Blofeld and says "how the f*#k can you serve this to people? The most evil thing you've done was serve this to me, you f*#kin donut." Spits it out and scene.....so please sign this petition. So we can get the James Bond we deserve.

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