Erica Peterson's Coloring Book

Hello friends, I am making this petition to try and get Cleveland's very own Erica Peterson a coloring book. You know, like a child's coloring book you would find at the dentist's office. It would have pictures of Erica's many dresses and you could color them in yourself. Every fourth or fifth is a little puzzle or a word search, like find all the words in this word search to complete it and the words would pertain to things about Erica's life. The words would be like "Newspapers, editors, coffee, video games, sleeping, bathrooms breaks, etc. Some pages would just have a bunch of swear words and phrases Erica has said. A picture of Erica angerly yelling with a big swear word or swear phrase in a word bubble (you know, the kinds you see in cartoon comics). Every tenth page would be a little mediation from Erica herself and it would be about how to deal with life's struggles such as: How to get along with Coworkers you don't really like, and then a summary of what to do if you're in that situation. Another mediation could be: What to do when you don't want to listen to your sponsor even though you know she's right, and then a summary of what to do if you're in that situation. One more would be How to let someone know they're wrong when they clearly think they're right, summary of what to do if you're in that situation. In short, Erica Peterson is ome of the funniest women I know l and it's just simply a crime to not share her humor with the world. She is an inspiration to all people of every age everywhere. So sign this petition and help us get Erica Peterson a coloring which could be fun for the whole family. Except for the swear word pages, that might be innappropriate. Oh forget it, like they're not swearing already? Honestly your children ARE swearing, you just don't know it. In fact, my first word, according to my mother, was "shit" because she kept saying it around me or so I would assume because where else would I hear that from? I have a lot of problems. Look, the point I'm trying to make is that children are going to swear one day anyways so you're really not losing anything if you show them this coloring book. Someone @ Ellen DeGeneres, maybe she can help with this. Honestly if Ellen DeGeneres is reading this I just want to let you know I fucking love you and also will you adopt me? Debbie Stevens is a bitch.
Alright well pretty much sums up this whole short summary which is in fact not sure at all. I gave up trying to place commas in the right place and Erica l, I know you're an editor and that this kind of shit pisses you off, so I apologize in late advance. Don't show this to my therapist. Love you all, #EricaPetersonColoringBook #HelpUsEllenDegeneres #BringBackTabForMyBitchDebbieStevens