Help get Mathew Sanders lead singer of Avenged Sevenfold to cut his hair

  • by: James Reever
  • recipient: Mathew Sanders Lead singer of Avenged Sevenfold

I have listened to Avenged Sevenfold for all my life. Now, the singer looks like a big douchebag. I feel that if we get enough people to sign this petition, it will be a favor for rock music everywhere. I dont like his hair. It may be luscious, and have a gorgeous shine/glow; it does not fit the metal way of life. It fits the homosexual way of life. Not that it's bad just i dont want him being gay. He has a wife named Valerie, i will not let him turn gay. 

With your help, we can get Mathew Sanders lead singer of Avenged Sevenfold to cut his stupid mullet looking hair. It's luscious but not good enough. We ARE doing god's work here people. Please sign this petition for the betterment of mankind. With your help we will get less mullets on this earth. We are saving lives people. Please leave suggestions on hairstyles that he should incorporate. I reccomen the flat top. If he does not cut it, i will formally get a native american reservation slave, and have him scalped. Thank you for your support. God Bless 'merika. Home of the free and the brave. 

Im proud to be an american where atleast i know im free
and i proudly stand up; victory
and i hear my brothers again
for im proud to know that the land i love
is protected by thee
 
 

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