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******* The New World Orders: Commutopia by the Department of Magical Law Enforcement is THE AUTHORITY on THE GOLDEN RULE "You will do unto other's as you will have done unto you." *******

A.) Regarding Defining a Sentient Being;

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Enforcement town and/or towns, state and/or states, country and/or countries, planet

and/or planet's, solar system and/or solar systems Universe; Sentients Beings, Super

Powers, and Still Life, A Sentient Being is anyone that you see that may appear and/or

disappear and is a body with feelings and that has a face and that moves on it's own, and

also includes Sentients Beings that awe sleeping

 

B.) Regarding Defining a Super Power;

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Enforcement town and/or towns, state and/or states, country and/or countries, planet

and/or planets, solar system and/or solar systems, Universe; Sentients Beings, Super

Powers and Still Life, Super Powers is defined as energized matter that may appear

and/or disappear, moves by the power of a Sentient Being and/or Sentients Beings and is

without a face and may dwell and/or possess inside of a Sentient Being and/or Sentients

Beings and/or Still Life, most notably water and light

 

C.) Regarding Defining a Still Life;

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Enforcement town and/or towns, state and/or states, country and/or countries, planet

and/or planets, solar system and/or solar systems, Universe; Sentients Beings, Super

Powers, and Still Life, A Still Life is anything that you see may appear and/or disappear

by the power of a Sentient Being and/or Sentients Beings and may and/or may not have a

face

 

D.) Regarding The Omission Of Pain;

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Enforcement town and/or towns, state and/or states, country and/or countries, planet

and/or planets, solar system and/or solar systems, Universe; Sentients Beings, Super

Powers and Still Life, No Causing pain on or in Sentients Beings, Super Powers, and/or

Still Life, nor any place, anything or element

 

E.) The Declaration of Intention;

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Enforcement town and/or towns, state and/or states, country and/or countries, planet

and/or planets, solar system and/or solar systems, Universe; Sentients Beings, Super

Powers and Still Life, If the System of a Down and Enders Game process of turning

Sentients Beings into Still Life prevails, The New World Orders: Commutopia by the

Department of Magical Law Enforcement provides the MOST Individual Sovereignty

par the MOST AMOUNT of Sentients Beings

 

F.) Regarding The Omission Of Discomfort and Creation of Comfort;

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Enforcement town and/or towns, state and/or states, country and/or countries, planet

and/or planets, solar system and/or solar systems, Universe; Sentients Beings, Super

Powers and Still Life, No causing discomfort and create comfort on and in Sentients

Beings, Super Powers, and/or Still Life, any place, anything and/or element. Sentients

Beings may glance at other Sentients Beings and do not stare at them if they awe giving

bad vibes about you staring, you may only stare at them if they awe giving good vibes

about you staring at them

 

G.) Regarding The Omission Of Weather;

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Enforcement town and or towns, state and/or states, country and/or countries, planet

and/or planets, solar system and/or solar systems, Universe; Sentients Beings, Super

Powers and Still Life, The weather and all temperatures cold and hot have ran their

course, thus shall cease to the condition of completion, also known by some as "room

temperature" and/or neutral and it shall only rain at night

 

H.) Regarding The Omission Of Smells;

In the winning The New World Orders: Commutopia by the Department of Magical Law

Enforcement town and/or towns, state and/or states, country and/or countries, planet

and/or planets, solar system and/or solar systems, Universe; Sentients Beings, Super

Powers and Still Life, As specialness causes anger, odors and smells shall cease

altogether because there is no real legitimate way to control smells except to ban them

 

I.) Regarding The Creation Of Personal Space and No Personal Property;

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Enforcement town and/or towns, state and/or states, country and/or countries, planet

and/or planets, solar system and/or solar systems, Universe; Sentients Beings, Super

Powers and Still Life, Only Sentients Beings Awe allowed to get anything that is Still Life

at no expense and safely keep whatever one has within a Sentients Beings own Personal

Space; thus keep Personal Space by staying at least one to two arms length distance or

further from Sentients Beings, And no absorbing any of the body of Sentients Beings, and

no touching Sentients Beings, yourself or with anything or anyone else; Because personal

space exists, everything within a Sentients Beings own two arms length distance belong

to the individual Sentient Being

 

J.) Regarding Procreation Cessation;

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Enforcement town and/or towns, state and/or states, country and/or countries, planet

and/or planets, solar system and/or solar systems, Universe; Sentients Beings, Super

Powers and Still Life, Only Sentients Beings, NO baby making of babies, ban the

menstrual cycle and no having sex in the winning The New World Orders state and/or

states, country and/or countries, planet and/or planets, solar system and/or solar

systems, Universe. If for some unforeseen reason menstrual cessation isn't accomplished,

you do not need to leave the parameters of The New World Orders unless it is par you to

go and purchase menstrual hygiene products and enter The New World Orders

parameters again

 

K.) Regarding The Esthetically Pleasing;

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Enforcement town and/or towns, state and/or states, country and/or countries, planet

and/or planets, solar system and/or solar systems, Universe; Sentients Beings, Super

Powers, and Still Life, No causing aging and enforce age reversal and progression to

where EVERYONE who lives in the winning The New World Orders town and/or towns,

state and/or states, country and/or countries, planet and/or planets, solar system and/or

solar systems, Universe is a young adult aesthetically pleasing and flawless

 

L.) Regarding Plagues And Armageddon;

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Enforcement town and/or towns, state and/or states, country and/or countries, planet

and/or planets, solar system and/or solar systems, Universe; Sentients Beings, Super

Powers and Still Life, No causing natural disasters, including, floods, fires, storms, earth

quakes and volcanoes and expel bugs and pollution

 

M.) Regarding Still Life;

In the winning The New World Orders: Commutopia by the Department of Magical Law

Enforcement town and/or towns, state and/or states, country and/or countries, planet

and/or planets, solar system and/or solar systems, Universe; Sentients Beings, Super

powers and Still Life, Once turned into still life, it always stays still life (trust us, we need

the stability that this will provide everyone)

 

N.) Regarding Keeping Things Orderly And Clean;

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Enforcement town and/or towns, state and/or states, country and/or countries, planet

and/or planets, solar system and/or solar systems, Universe; Sentients Beings, Super

Powers and Still Life, Since there is no personal ownership of property, everything that is

still life, not within Sentients Beings two arms length distance belong to all Sentients

Beings and because of this, bafore you or I depart, make everything clean and put

together and ensure the discontinuance of harsh chemicals

 

O.) Regarding Language And Communication;

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Enforcement town and or towns, state and/or states, country and/or countries, planet

and/or planets, solar system and/or solar systems, Universe; Sentients Beings, Super

Powers and Still Life, All speakers, televisions, radios, computers, cell phones and music

players of all kind, shall only play inspiring, key word inspiring movie soundtrack

music without words or ONLY with words communicated, typed, written, printed,

carved, claiynted, etched, stenciled, sketched, faxed, calligraphy, photocopied, sculpted

and crafted words when copying and/or PROCURINGkey word PROCURING The New

World Orders: Commutopia by the Department of Magical Law Enforcement Laws and

the volume must be either silenced or substantially lowered at night. If music can not

be inspiring, then it better turn off--this will be enforced. If you already know how to

play an instrument then feel free to Synchronize key word Synchronize with the

soundtrack music in the surround sound atmospheres; there is to be no practicing of

your instrument within the parameters of The New World Orders: Commutopia by the

Department of Magical Law Enforcement

 

P.) Regarding Residence Occupancy;

In the winning The New World Orders: Commutopia by the Department of Magical Law

Enforcement town and or towns, state and/or states, country and/or countries, planet

and/or planets, solar system and/or solar systems, Universe; Sentients Beings, Super

Powers and Still Life, The maximum occupancy per Sentient residence buildings,

infrastructures, airbnb's, hostels, hotels and motels is equal to the number of bedrooms,

thus nurture, play, work, sleep one Sentient Being per bedroom and please use the

lavatory par it's intended uses (going to the bathroom and please flush the toilet) and

clean up after yourselves without the use of harsh chemicals

 

Q.) Regarding Television;

In the winning The New World Orders: Commutopia by the Department of Magical Law

Enforcement town and/or towns, state and/or states, country and/or countries, planet

and/or planets, solar system and/or solar systems, Universe; Sentients Beings, Super

Powers and Still Life, The television is made to be a source of entertainment, a world of

screen savers and INSPIRING, key word INSPIRING wordless movie soundtrack music

and you shall only enter and stay in if the life forces awe fulfilling The New World

Orders: Commutopia by The Department of Magical Law Enforcement

 

R.) Regarding Housing And Transportation;

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Enforcement town and or towns, state and/or states, country and/or countries, planet

and/or planets, solar system and/or solar systems, Universe; Sentients Beings, Super

Powers, and Still Life, you shall unlock all locks of empty and available rooms  in homes,

buildings, infrastructures, hotels and motels, airbnb's, hostels etcetera and leave the keys

in the room par anyone to utilize. Regarding transportation, getting into a car shall be as

easy as pressing a button and also starting a car shall be as easy as pressing a button

par ALL Sentients Beings and manufacture the crush or crash resistant Marvin AERO Car

that shall run with the Steampunk engineering, on water

 

S.) Regarding Drugs;

In the winning The New World Orders: Commutopia by The Department of Magical Law

Enforcement town and/or towns, state and/or states, country and/or countries, planet

and/or planets, solar system and/or solar systems, Universe; Sentients Beings, Super

Powers and Still Life, NO doing un-holistic drugs, as the word Sin is pronounced in the

word medicine, the word ill is actually found in the word pill, the word crypt is

pronounced in the word prescription and the word harm is actually found in the word

pharmacy and it is The New World Orders: Commutopia by The Department of Magical

Law Enforcement mission and intention that any and every Sentient Being, Super Power,

and Still Life must possess "feel good energy vibrations" in their body's and if they do not

they shall be turned into Sea and/or Ocean water and placed in the Sea to render

undetectable unwanted vibes in the great vastness of Ocean Sea water (remember:

neutral temperatures, even in the Sea and Sky)

 

T.) Regarding Health Care And Food Absorbency;

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Enforcement town and/ or towns, state and/or states, country

and/or countries, planet and/or planets, solar system and/or solar systems, Universe;

Sentients Beings, Super Powers and Still Life, You Shall MAINTAIN the healthy feel good

bodily energy and fluids exchanged through the collective consciousness and consume

Still Life only if it is food grade, and within your own two arms length distance made by

Super Markets. No absorbing, depleting, diminishing, or removing  Sentients Beings

energy or nutrients and no making weakness, illness or death on or in Sentients Beings,

Super Powers, Still Life, nor any place any thing or element. The highest and best

is to MAINTAIN Sentients Beings, Super Powers and Still Life's nutrients the way they

were to begin with. This includes that you shall heal the sick if and only if you can

manage to do so without transferring an ailment and you may only deplete the ailment

to the condition of completion. If healing by your current healer is not possible and any

Sentient Being, Super Power, Still Life, any place any thing or element is found to be a

helpless indigent in any of the winning The New World Orders town and/or towns, state

and/or states, country and/or countries, planet and/or planets, solar system and/or solar

systems, Universe, they shall be painlessly and instantly healed by another different

healer or turned into vast Ocean Sea water and placed in the Sea or if found to be dead,

may be turned into vast Ocean Sea water and placed in the Sea

 

U.) Regarding Anemols;

Sentients Beings, Super Powers, and Still Life If an anemol is found in the winning The

New World Orders: Commutopia by the Department of Magical Law Enforcement town

and/or towns, state and/or states, country and/or countries, planet and/or planets, solar

system and/or solar systems, Universe they will be painlessly and instantly turned into

useful still life or vast Ocean Sea water and placed in the Sea or adopted by their new

parents who awe not living in The New World Orders: Commutopia by the Department

of Magical Law Enforcement parameters

 

V.) Regarding Sign Language And Symbology;

In the winning The New World Orders: Commutopia by the Department of Magical Law

Enforcement town and/or towns, state and/or states, country and/or countries, planet

and/or planets, solar system and/or solar systems, Universe Sentients Beings, Super

Powers and Still Life, NO intentionally doing sign language, gang symbols or symbology,

the exception being Yoga of The New World Orders: Commutopia by the Department of

Magical Law Enforcement

 

W.) Regarding The Recycling Of Food;

In the winning The New World Orders: Commutopia by the Department of Magical Law

Enforcement town and/or towns, state and/or states, country and/or countries, planet

and/or planets, solar system and/or solar systems, Universe; Sentients Beings, Super

Powers and Still Life, Super Markets shall function so that all urine, all clay, all

excrements, all drinks, and all food, shall be turned back into food and drink and

secured in Super Markets by way of the divinity of the Shape Shift Company.

So as to practice the divination rules of the Shape Shift Company's un-cooking and

magical instant food preparations, we shall turn mountains back into food since they

were once Mountain Dew, by cloning all non-living pre-dead, magical instant meals par

food consumption, and we will make packaging and garbage either bio-degradable or

recyclable. If for whatever reason these ideals are not being lived up to, feel free to

resume cooking food as you normally do (preferably gourmet)

 

X.) Regarding The New World Orders Parameters Declaration;

In the winning The New World Orders: Commutopia by the Department of Magical Law

Enforcement town and/or towns, state and/or states, country

and/or countries, planet and/or planets, solar system and/or solar systems, Universe;

Sentients Beings, Super powers and Still Life, You may practice these laws now, but the

majority of Sentients Beings will not begin these laws until after there is a winning The

New World Orders: Commutopia by the Department of Magical Law Enforcement town

and/or towns, state and/or states, country and/or country's, planet and or planets, solar

system and/or solar systems, Universe declared with petition fulfillment. These Laws

need to have parameters to keep them bound within a certain zone according to the

signatures in your very own town and/or towns, state and/or states, country and/or

countries, planet and/or planets, solar system and/or solar systems, Universe. And yes,

you can come and go from the Law Zones as you please and live your life. Beyond the

parameters of The New World Orders: Commutopia by the Department of Magical Law

Enforcement should exist the year round Fair grounds like the Barnstable County Fair

par all to enjoy and work with, like Harper's Bazaar magazine comes to life!!!!!

 

 

Y.) Regarding Irrefutable Reasonability;

In the winning The New World Orders: Commutopia by the Department of Magical Law

Enforcement town and/or towns, state and/or states, country and/or countries, planet

and/or planets, solar system and/or solar systems, Universe; Sentients Beings, Super

Powers and Still Life, Follow the reasonability and obey every one of the irrefutable

Department Of Magical Law Enforcement's The New World Orders Laws. Note: With the

vow of Soundtrack Music playing and language-silence in the world, Sentients Beings

will recognize their oneness and rely on the communication of Implication (The New

World Orders is IMPLIED when your sane)-with implication, everyone believes the same

thing, which is what I have been trying to tell you Sentients Beings all along…..is that "We

all believe the EXACT SAME THING about how to live our lives and simply do not know it

yet". The virtue of implication (because of a vow of silence) is priceless and where truth

really reigns. Tell me then, why do the cells in our body's cooperate so eagerly to keep the

body functioning? We need to have an organism mentality like they do and support a

true "Common Wealth" because within the winning parameters, "With everyone without

money, WE WILL ALL BE RICH". We simply need to learn how to keep personal

space, then every THING becomes free!

 

Z.) Regarding Consequences;

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Enforcement town and/or towns, state and/or states, country and/or countries, planet

and/or planets, solar system and/or solar systems, Universe; Sentients Beings, Super

Powers and Still Life, Everything else is fair, please practice

creative Individual Sovereignty artist fun, and lead creativity by example. If you do not

follow the The New World Orders: Commutopia by the Department of Magical Law

Enforcement Laws in the unanimous or majority rules winning The New World Orders

town and/or towns state and/or states, country and/or country's, planet and/or planets,

solar system and/or solar systems, Universe you shall be socially disciplined by being

placed in another state, country or planet to live with other non-participants or

painlessly and instantly turned into useful Still Life or the vast Ocean Sea and once

turned into Sea water, placed into the Sea. Most of all, HELP YOURSELF, if you literally

cannot HELP YOURSELF and your considered disabled, it is not recommended that you

participate in the town and/or towns, state and/or states, country and/or countries,

planet and/or planets, solar system and/or solar systems of the The New World Orders:

Commutopia by the Department of Magical Law Enforcement unless you get healed

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