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3:33 pm PDT, Mar 17,
Robert Aber, California
Only President Bush's cat-quick reflexes prevented a direct hit. NFL QB Jay Cutler has demanded an immediate trade from the Denver Broncos. His pinpoint accuracy and grace under pressure may make him a Bronco hero in that city's hour of greatest need. |
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4:37 am PDT, Mar 16,
Pops Elysium, United Kingdom
Give him a knighthood. |
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1:29 pm PDT, Mar 13,
Tom Grizzle, North Carolina
Too bad he missed! |