For too long, has the beloved filmmaker fallen under the name 'Michael Dean'. By continueingly choosing to refer to this doctor of VFX as 'Michael Dean' we would be admitting defeat to the forces of adverserity, terrorism and all shapes and forms of the salt and ice challenge.
This can't continue. We must stand and make a change.
Bring about this change by agreeing to call him by his new suprior name; Curtain Dean.
By refering to him by his new name, you will receive a gift Argos voucher card of £20 presented to you by Supreme General Overlord Russell T Davis on the 3rd night of every Spring when the tulips are in blossom.
You will given a rank as your progress with your further reference towards Curtain. The highest rank will receive gifts at Christmas. Others will not.
The change will commence on July 14th, 2015 and a celebortory event will be held at 5:50pm outside Tesco Metro in Slough in which candles will be lit, colgate toothpaste be consumed and trollys thrown into the local river.
We look forward to your support. Thank you.
