Force Rian Johnson to rewrite The Last Jedi

A lot of dedicated fans have just witnessed the worst Star Wars movie we have ever seen. There was a obviously inentional lack of plot, depth and many other elements that make any movie a good movie. Rian Johnson has single handedly plummeted the greatest film franchise of all time into the dirt and broke the hearts of a fandom spanning three generations. Signing this petition represents that you recognize The Last Jedi as a blatant mockery of the once-great franchise and a personal attack by Johnson in response to the intense anticipation and hype for the film. Those who sign this petition will only be satisfied if Disney, in accordance with Lucas Film, requires Johnson to rewrite the film, to the satisfaction of the fans, free of pay. If Rian is to refuse, Disney will drop all affiliation with the director and reproduce the film under a director more deserving of the title. Also, by signing this petition, we will be agreeing to boycott all Disney products and merchandise. It is to be made clear that this is not a joke and a solemn representation of our disgust for where Johnson has taken Star Wars. If Disney recognizes this petition, signers also agree to hault all boycott of Disney and attend the reproduction at a fair rate. Specific points to address would include, the clear mockery of the religion of The Jedi, the blatant avoidance of all fan-theory related plot and the lack of knowledge of Star Wars and The Force, originally established by George Lucas.