WHEREAS, Gilbert Gottfried, acclaimed actor and comedian, made harmless jokes about a breaking news situation;
WHEREAS, he had no malicious intent;
WHEREAS, he was the perfect voice for the AFLAC duck;
WHEREAS, he was maliciously terminated and replaced with a voice octor who has intentionally imitated him;
THEREFORE, we demand that AFLAC take Gottfried back as the AFLAC duck immediately, WITH back pay and a public apology.